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This is me.
Speeding, hysterically to work this morning.

Can we just talk about how I woke up at 7:40 this morning? And about how I washed my hair in the sink becuase it was behind repair, blow dried it, brushed my teeth while getting dressed, grabbed my purse, and was out the door by 7:53, with the wrinkle lines from my pillow still on my left cheek?

I arrived at work 4 minutes late at my usual time.
That's right, bitches.