on my facebook newsfeed currently:

'I know this is an odd questions BUT should I be wearing a sports bra or some type of bra at night so the "girls" don't sag AS bad later on?!... Lol help! Oooh and P.S. These dreams r soooo weird lol. every morning kolt is like ooh boy wut did u dream up last night? Too funny'

Well darling that is an odd question, but more importantly it's an inapropro question.
Why would you want every one of your friends to see this question?


Can I  just also point out that this girl is not 22 yet, is already married, and currently preggers?

I'm so judgemental.
It's not that I think there is anything wrong with marriage, I'm totally in favor, I want to get married some day. I just think girls like this are too young, too immature, and need to live a little before tying themselves to most-likely an equally immature boy. Get a degree, get a job, travel, leave San Angelo for a little bit, meet new people... then get married, and have babies a good five years after that. It's not a race, don't rush things.

Married people hate.

When husbands and wives write on each others Facebook walls and it comes up on my newsfeed...

For goodness sake, YOU LIVE TOGETHER!

*this does not apply to those who have loved ones in the military, although, even then, you can text/skype/call/email/anything but facebook.

on facebook friends.

I have begun the treacherous, or not so treacherous, but really very fun, process of cleaning out my Facebook friends. I've had a Facebook for over 5 years and obviously, there are people on my friends list that I met freshman year that I haven't spoke to since freshman year... Anyways, it's weird because there are a few, and by a few I really mean a lot, of people that I will delete and then they request to be my friend again like the next day.

I don't know why this happens...
Am I just that interesting that people immediately realize that I'm not popping on their news feeds anymore and they can no longer stalk me?

It's an odd mixture of creepy and flattering. It's nice to know people care, but also just weird because most of the people are not any of my good friends, or even real friends at all.

Don't get me wrong, I creep with the best of them, but there are a lot of people that I might 'know' but would never friend request them. Thank you Facebook, for disregarding social boundaries, making it ok to be nosey and creepy, and for making copious* amounts of private thoughts that should never leave your mind public. We appreciate you.

*copious... look at me using big words.

Also this status was on my News Feeds this morning:
'Someone save me from the bordum of san angelo'
This was posted around 3:00 am.
First of all, go to bed. There's never anything to do at 3:00 am unless you're in Vegas.
Secondly, boredom. Not a hard word. If in doubt, use spell check.

/end rant
moving on...

that awkward moment...

When you get a wedding invitation via Facebook, for someone that you haven't talked to since highschool.

We talked in highschool on a daily basis, but seriously... I don't even know how to respond to this. So I'm not. My name will forever remain in the "Awaiting Reply" category.

this is not a joke.

"girl u thick like i like it, tell me is there any more room for me up in them jeans."

That is a status that just came up on my facebook homepage.

...you've got to be kidding me.


I hate to break it to you, but any girl that responds to this probably has a more than one STD.




just saying.