i love it...

...when it is so blatantly obvious the lady I work with tries to make me feel inferior because she's threatened by me.

Honey, if I was after your job, I would have had it already.
I have bigger dreams for myself, right now, then starting a career working for my dad.

Get off your high horse, or I will be forced to retaliate with unbridled bitchiness.

Favorites

So, I haven't done one of the posts lately. Get ready for some serious hyperlinks and a whole lotta of cute/delicious/random things.

(every post needs a picture or gif. so this is what you get.)

Are fourteen layers too many for a cake? You decide.

Looking at these cupcakes make me wish I hadn't skipped breakfast.

This tumblr. Especially Ron with stache, acting like a lion.

One of my favorite scenes from Lords of Dogtown.

Puck on Glee. Those green/hazel eyes.

This outfit on Kendi Everyday. But let's be honest, I love her entire blog.

City Flats by gap. Even though I walked too much and got a whole in mine.
RIP patent mustard yellow goodness... you're color will never be replaced.

This spring checklist... I want it all.

This photographer. whew... he's one talented son of a gun.

...Another photographer. Love her.

This post by Facehunter.

This collection. Simple, classy, elegant.

just ate lunch...

4 Words:
Starbucks & Taco Bell

My first thought: What the hell was I thinking?
My Second thought: I have no regrets.

**please excuse the profanity, this was just too great not to post.

All I want to do is watch the last 4 episodes of Jersey Shore.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!

ok, seriously...

just stop.

Here's a recount of the day:

1. I woke up late.

2. My parents left the outside lights on, so my  mom called me to go home and turn them off and left Charlie out at lunch.
3. My car died, while I was drving. Luckily, I picked up on the signals and parked it before it completely bit the dust.
4. Called Joe, he came and got me, but couldn't jump it off. Apparently its the alternator. So we called the mechanic, it's getting towed.

5. Joe took me home and dropped me off. I let Char out and was going to drive the suburban... but oh wait, MY MOM HAS THE KEYS!!

6. He came back and got me. Came back to work... but had to spend money on lunch because we didn't have time to get to my apt.

7. A package I sent to be delivered overnight to a jobsite by 10:30 is MIA... so our guys are just standing around waiting... doing nothing... losing money.
8. One of our guys fell off a latter and his knee cap is on the side of his leg... no big.

....and it's only 2:30.

\trying not to have a breakdown\being unsucessful.

smile friday?

umm.. probs NOT!

Let's try, long slow boring wine Friday.

Yes, wine works well.

I'm going straight to H-E-B, getting a bottle (or two three),

then going to the besties house to eat dinner and maybe watch a movie.

Have a lovely weekend.

true confession tuesday...

"If I met me now, I  wouldn't know me."

-Carrie, Sex and the City.

*I post Jersey Shore gifs at least once a week. btdub... I can hear Pauly D in my head when I look at this one... it cracks me up.

(ooh young love... so delusional adorable.)

*I have a developing crush on the Beebs. It's true. His charm and cuteness have pulled me in, like the sirens pull in ships. Totally pit.i.ful. Did I mention that Taelye Joe currently wants a Justin Beiber bday party? Well she does... complete with a life size cutout. I'm not sure if she'll get one, but I kinda hope she does. However, I feel like she's starting the boy craziness a tad early.

*To add insult to injury, I bought this pair of jeggings from american eagle friday. I must admit, they are super comfortable and look good... but jeggings none the less. I'm going to just not call them by the word "jeggings," it's just a gross word.

*I have an obsession with older men... if you look my age, I'm not interested. IDK, but it's creepy.

I'm not sure what's happening to me... possibly an early quarter life crisis of some sort?

...because my morning has just been peachy so far.

[On the upside, Tamura got into town... so naturally there was wine, crackers, cheese, pepperonis. YUM! And obvisouly, the conversation was wonderful. She just popped her Harry Potter cherry and is on book 7, so we talked a lot about that. and boys. and jobs. and the future. and we laughed. Good times. I really miss that girl.]

Happy Wednesday!

I'm pretty sure this is how I looked at my alarm clock when it went off this morning.