I hate to keep you waiting...

I know you were wondering when I was going to acknowledge this dreadful day...



via a cup of joe

Happy (insert profanity here) Valentine's Day.

While I think it's the stupidest (yes, that's a word) holiday ever invented by Halmark to make a buck, I truly do hope you have a great day, and got a lovely present from someone special!

I claim there ain't

Another Saint

As great as Valentine.

-- Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash, you lie.  

and that's blasphemy.

Valentine's Day is invading blogs, my inbox, Facebook.

Just go away... nobody likes you.

It recently occurred to me that Valentine's Day is coming up.
I contemplated, momentarily, having an "I HATE Valentine's Day Party."
Unfortunately, I'm basically the last single girl of my group of friends...

So this means, I will be ignoring my phone, drinking wine, eating popcorn, and watching movies ALL EVENING. And I will be extremely rude to anyone who sends me a mass text with a sappy, stupid, cheesy, or corny comment. Especially those resembling conversational hearts...

With all that being said, I will accept presents. Yes, I'm shallow. No, I don't care.