did ya hear?

vampires are real!



watch ya self.
it's a dangerous world out there.

this makes me want to sing... "hide yo kids, hide yo wives... they climbin in yo windows..."
ok, who am I kidding, I just sang it in my office.

blame it on the al... twi-t-t-t-twi-t-twilight.
and I love that they decided he wasn't under the influence of drugs.

I could go on forever, but I'm making myself stop now.

taegan's response..

to the hair:

Me: Do you like my hair?
T: No.

later in the evening...

Me: Can I have hug... I'm making you roni and cheese?
(yes, I bribe with food, and other things, if necessary)
Taegan: Tia, I can't hug or kiss you because I don't like your hair.


the honesty of children...
always there to make you feel so good about yourself.

I just saw a spider crawling on my desk

Now I feel like there's a million crawling all over me. eeek.

This paranoia will last all day... I just know it.

people...

• who have voices like a tidal wave... the goes up and down and the speed in which they talk fluctuates.
• who insist upon being immature bitches.
• who call the office and act like my best friend, even though I have no idea who they are.
• who lie.
• who ask me for something and the come to my office to get it about 30 seconds later.
• who can't change lanes with out coming within 6 inches of my car and giving me an unexpected adrenaline rush that I didn't need on the way home for lunch.
• who are too perky.

If one (or more) of these characteristics describes any part of your personality, just stay away from me.
Your cooperation is very much appreciated.

Have a great day!

those moments when you're not sure if someone is kidding or not.

Me: Automatic Fire Protection
Customer: Is this Marty?
Me: I'm sorry?
C: Is this Marty?
M: Would you like to speak to Marty?
C: Yes, is he available?
M: He's actually not here right now. Can I take a message?
C: No, that's ok. Do you know when he'll be back?
M: I'm not totally sure, but I would guess in about an hour.
C: Ok, great. I'll call back...You just kinda sounded like a Marty.
M: Ooh, ok.
C: Ok, thanks.
M: /slams the phone down

WHAT THE HELL?!
I sound like a 55 year old man?! 
Come at me bro... I'm about to teach what kind of verbal abuse you can get from a girl that sounds (supposedly) like a 55 year old man.

i don't even....