that moment...

when you hear a mosquito buzzing around your head


so annoying.

motto of the day:

currently: attempting to read Pride and Prejudice.
key word=attempting.
attempting=failing miserably.
next best thing=watch kiera knightly and matthew macfayden.
why is he not that hot in real life, but as mr. darcy he makes me swoon?

moving on...

those moments when you're not sure if someone is kidding or not.

Me: Automatic Fire Protection
Customer: Is this Marty?
Me: I'm sorry?
C: Is this Marty?
M: Would you like to speak to Marty?
C: Yes, is he available?
M: He's actually not here right now. Can I take a message?
C: No, that's ok. Do you know when he'll be back?
M: I'm not totally sure, but I would guess in about an hour.
C: Ok, great. I'll call back...You just kinda sounded like a Marty.
M: Ooh, ok.
C: Ok, thanks.
M: /slams the phone down

WHAT THE HELL?!
I sound like a 55 year old man?! 
Come at me bro... I'm about to teach what kind of verbal abuse you can get from a girl that sounds (supposedly) like a 55 year old man.

i don't even....

Lessons Learned...

over Easter Weekend:

1. i do NOT like guacamole. the texture is horrendous. i always try it thinking i'll like it, but obviously i never do. so i'm putting an end to that recurring mini fiasco.
2. i'm not good at coloring eggs. almost all of mine ended up looking diseased. i'm such a perfectionist, i just can't handle it. so from now on, either i'm painting them or just watching the girls.
3. no matter how many times i read harry potter, i will never be able to read hagrid's dialouge without getting frustrated.
4. h-e-b gives me minor anxiety attacks. here's the skinny: me and the rents went shopping for groceries to cook dinner on easter. the place was a mad house. out. of. control. so here we are trying to navigate down the bread aisle... there were so many people, so many carts, and so many of them we're not moving, just taking their sweet precious time comparing prices and whatnot. we got closed in, people behind, in front.. i couldn't handle it. the claustraphobia set in, i started breathing hard, and sweating. i had to get out of there. luckily, it's easier to move without a basket... so i walked back to the end to wait on my mom and dad. i'm never going back before a major holiday. ever.
5. sometimes people are completely incapable of seeing that they are wrong and you just have to deal with them. however, dealing with them doesn't mean that you have to be best friends, just tolerant of each other. it's just an infortunate part of life.
6. my dad is the most confusing person ever. i assumed i'd have to start paying for my cell phone soon since i'm not living with them anymore, and i'm not in school. when i mentioned this, he practically took it as an insult. then proceeded to make the point that if i get an iPhone, then i can't afford a new car so it only makes sense that i just keep letting him pay. who knows.
7. i will never understand why people who have perfectly good, working cameras continually take pictures with their cell phones. yes, the picture may look good your cell phone screen or on facebook, but otherwise they are useless. you can't print them. just pick up a camera... what's so hard about that?
8. crazy birds are everywhere. one flew into my door, wooden front door, friday morning. you've got to keep a look out for them crazies.
9. my granny takes the best crazy picture with photobooth. don't worry i will post it asap. but if she ever needs a laugh, i'm takin my macbook to her house and we're having a photoshoot.
10. lastly, (and i saved this for last because there is a gif that goes with it) one of the greatest things about having my own place is a can sing and dance without the fear of someone walking in on me. i'm sure my neighbors might hate it, but i don't care. it's fun!

I lady just called me 'Lady'

It's true...

She said, "Yes, there is a lady here needing to pick up a 1096 form."

Not young lady. Not girl. Lady.

/blink blink

I'm not totally sure how I feel about this.

I incidentally have no make up on today making me look either sick or about 10 years younger...

she was obviously just trying to be nice. Since I was at the CPA's office, she had to have know that I was not a teenager.

I'm so glad I just wasted 5 minutes of my life on contemplating a statement, that was probably just said out of politeness.

moving on.

just ate lunch...

4 Words:
Starbucks & Taco Bell

My first thought: What the hell was I thinking?
My Second thought: I have no regrets.

**please excuse the profanity, this was just too great not to post.