WHAT?!

I apologize... 3/4 (I've lost count) posts a day is inexcusable.
I would be completely irritated if someone else did this.

This has been such an eventful an uneventful day, I've spent too much time surfing the web.

NO. NO. NO!

I don't even...

 How could....

What the hell?

Seriously, hire a stylist.

I'm ashamed. Truly.