It recently occurred to me that Valentine's Day is coming up.
I contemplated, momentarily, having an "I HATE Valentine's Day Party."
Unfortunately, I'm basically the last single girl of my group of friends...

So this means, I will be ignoring my phone, drinking wine, eating popcorn, and watching movies ALL EVENING. And I will be extremely rude to anyone who sends me a mass text with a sappy, stupid, cheesy, or corny comment. Especially those resembling conversational hearts...

With all that being said, I will accept presents. Yes, I'm shallow. No, I don't care.