A conversation...

with a 6 year old. [I keep kids during a bible study on monday nights @ Johnson Street]
Here's how it went:

me: "I left your prize at my apartment."
him: "You have an apartment?"
me: "Yes."
him: "You have a husband?"
me: "No."
him: "You have kids?"
me: "No."
him: "You have pets?"
me: "No."

him: "You have NOTHING?!?!"

Criticized by a 6 year old for not getting married/having kids when I moved out...

YOU'VE.

GOT.

TO.

BE.

KIDDING.
ME.