A Conversation with Hillery and Brian

Here's the scene... sitting in the recliners, in the play room. Brian playing on his phone. Me and Hillery talking about Germany.

Hillery: Your gonna find a guy over there, I just know it.
Me: Well... I don't know. Can you imagine if I brought a guy home that I found over there. Especially if he's in my school, he's probably gonna have dreads or something.
Brian: [looks up from phone] You just need a clean cut, nice looking guy...
Instant objections from Hillery and Me.
Brian: You don't like clean cut guys?! [obviously flabbergasted]
Hillery: No, here's her type... Not too big, but taller than her... probably wears skinny-er pants
Brian: Skinny pants are GAY.
Hillery: Not skinny... just straight... tattoos... probably all down his arms and across his chest... oh, he better have good pecks...
Me: Yes, definitely.
[Brian rolls eyes... still playing on phone]
Hillery: Maybe longer hair... or messy...
Brian: Why do want a guy with nasty hair?
Hillery: Shut up.
Brian: [In disgusted tone] Is he gonna wear rings too?
Hillery: Maybe, but there will definitely be bracelets, definitely.

And this right here is why I love them, and why I'm going to miss them so much...

My Birthday in History.

• Daniel Radcliffe was born in 1989.
• King Louis of Naples was born in 1384.
• Austria-Hungary issued an ultimatum to Serbia following the killing of Archduke Francis Ferdinand by a Serb assassin; the dispute led to World War I.
• Neptune Day in the Roman Empire.
• 1903 - Ford Motor Co. sold it's first car.
• The Facist Government in Italy banned the use of foreign words in 1929.
• Crown Prince Mohammed Ben Al-Hassan is crowned King Mohammed VI of Morocco on the death of his father in 1999.
• 1649 - Pope Cement IX was born.

I'm just gonna go ahead and say, nothing matters besides Daniel Radcliffe having the same b-day as me. I even Googled my birthday, with the year and Wikipedia had nothing. I did, however, find the play-by-play of a Braves/Mets baseball game. Too bad I hate baseball.

I guess this all means that the most important thing that happened in 1988 on July 23rd was me being born. Just more evidence that the world revolves around me.

Happy Birthday to ME!

and the pity party comences.

birthdays are no fun when I'm not in the same city as all of my friends.

I was thinking that this birthday was less climactic than the ones in years past because there is nothing special about 23. Then Jessica said she would plan me a party and I realized, while thinking about who to invite, I have nobody to invite. All the people* that I usually invite aren't here. Why can't we apparate like Harry Potter? Like would be far less complicated, and you'd never have to worry about a designated driver either.

Life is so unfair.

**by people I really only mean Tamura.

/end pity party.

I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF.

GPOYW... I just bought tickets to the Midnight Premiere of Deathly Hallows.

These plans changed.
People wish they are as cool as me.



hello summer...

So glad you could arrive early this year... Now hurry up and heat up that pool!

FINALLY!

Mark David Manders sang, "I love my weekends, the holiday God made."

Amen to that brotha.

It's Friday, and I couldn't be more excited. Tamura finished Harry Potter yesterday, Praise the Shepard, so in honor of her I'm posting this little gem. Not her last night in Angelo, but her last weekend. Thinking about his night just makes me smile shakee my head cover my eyes in embarrassment laugh.

(please excuse the deranged smile on my face - there's a reason for it I assure you)

HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!!

And this is just for you Tamura.