"christina, you have gained weight. i've noticed it."




i know it's the truth, but the lack of tact kills me sometimes.

oh. My. GOSH!

What the hell happened to the saying, "If you don't like the weather in West Texas, wait five minutes and it will change."
I've been wait waaaaay longer than 5 freaking minutes, and it hasn't changed.
Please, look at the five  day  forcast  of  my  future  home.
(I have no clue why I'm even looking -- temperatures like that just make me ache with longing.)
Not only are the highs in the 70s, they have rain.
RAIN!



you can just go ahead and be jealous, then I'll return the envy once I'm freezing to death in the winter months and yall are still wearing shorts... mutual envy, if you will.