My Birthday in History.

• Daniel Radcliffe was born in 1989.
• King Louis of Naples was born in 1384.
• Austria-Hungary issued an ultimatum to Serbia following the killing of Archduke Francis Ferdinand by a Serb assassin; the dispute led to World War I.
• Neptune Day in the Roman Empire.
• 1903 - Ford Motor Co. sold it's first car.
• The Facist Government in Italy banned the use of foreign words in 1929.
• Crown Prince Mohammed Ben Al-Hassan is crowned King Mohammed VI of Morocco on the death of his father in 1999.
• 1649 - Pope Cement IX was born.

I'm just gonna go ahead and say, nothing matters besides Daniel Radcliffe having the same b-day as me. I even Googled my birthday, with the year and Wikipedia had nothing. I did, however, find the play-by-play of a Braves/Mets baseball game. Too bad I hate baseball.

I guess this all means that the most important thing that happened in 1988 on July 23rd was me being born. Just more evidence that the world revolves around me.

Happy Birthday to ME!