- Arriving at work only to realize you missed a spot shaving, and by spot I actually mean both your armpits.
- Being late to work, and passing your boss while driving there.
- Only making enough coffee to fill a grande-size cup, and spilling that cup or pouring sour milk into that cup. Either way.
- Forgetting that you already brushed your teeth and taking a big swig of grape juice, then almost spitting it out. Blegh.
- Running so late that you leave the house with half-damp hair and it turning into a
hotmess on the drive to work.
Ok, I don't have 100 bucks to give.
So I'll just tell you...
EVERY.
SINGLE.
ONE.
Happy Thursday




