Here's the scene... sitting in the recliners, in the play room. Brian playing on his phone. Me and Hillery talking about Germany.
Hillery: Your gonna find a guy over there, I just know it.
Me: Well... I don't know. Can you imagine if I brought a guy home that I found over there. Especially if he's in my school, he's probably gonna have dreads or something.
Brian: [looks up from phone] You just need a clean cut, nice looking guy...
Instant objections from Hillery and Me.
Brian: You don't like clean cut guys?! [obviously flabbergasted]
Hillery: No, here's her type... Not too big, but taller than her... probably wears skinny-er pants
Brian: Skinny pants are GAY.
Hillery: Not skinny... just straight... tattoos... probably all down his arms and across his chest... oh, he better have good pecks...
Me: Yes, definitely.
[Brian rolls eyes... still playing on phone]
Hillery: Maybe longer hair... or messy...
Brian: Why do want a guy with nasty hair?
Hillery: Shut up.
Brian: [In disgusted tone] Is he gonna wear rings too?
Hillery: Maybe, but there will definitely be bracelets, definitely.
And this right here is why I love them, and why I'm going to miss them so much...
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