overslept.

**wait for it...

Then I realized I don't have a blowdryer.

Then I realized I don't have any hair products.

My eyes were hurting hella bad and I realized I didn't have my glasses.

Forgot to make coffee last night. 

I walked into work 30 minutes late.

Too bad the last two are a daily occurence in my life.

On the up side, I watched the Daily Show, The Colbert Report, ate goldfish, and read Harry Potter while laying in bed last night. I also look hot this morning for getting ready in 30 minutes. I know you're jelly. Don't lie.

**because no post is acceptable without a picture or gif.